Irony is, indeed, alive and well in Upper Michigan.

From http://webdiva411.blogspot.com/ a high school classmate

My dad has
a 2006 Chevy "Intimidator" Silverado SS pickup truck
a 1998 Chevy Silverado Z-71 pickup truck
a 2001 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 (and yes, it's bitchin)
TWO Harley-Davidson motorcycles
a Honda motorcycle
a 2006 Yamaha Raptor 350 4-wheeler

sitting in his garage at this very moment. What does he bitch about at least once per day?

The price of gas.